Sayonara, Sourdough

Esther Mobley at the San Francisco Chronicle is done with making sourdough bread:

“It’s not you, it’s me. Actually, who am I kidding? It’s you. You’re the worst. At this point, sourdough, you have left me crying alone in my kitchen one too many late nights, my sweatpants caked in flour, and I can’t justify putting myself through the agony any longer.”